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Good Song: You Talk Too Much by Run DMC

Bad Lyrics: A cut off Run DMC’s second album that’s not quite their lyrical peak.

Talking is the one thing that you can do best
You told the Cavity Creeps to watch out for Crest

Really, the Cavity Creeps were pretty afraid of Crest all on their own.

You’re always spreading rumors, whether bad or good
You’re the damn Walter Cronkite of the neighborhood

And that’s… the way it is.

A big blabbermouth, that’s what you are
If you were a talk show host, you’d be a star

Run DMC - vocational guidance counselors.

Twenty-five hours, eight days a week
Thirteen months outta year, is when you speak

Talking enough to bend the space-time continuum, apparently.