Good Song: All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
Bad Video: A modern Christmas classic that looks like it was shot on a Super-8 for about $12.
0:30 - Rabbits are, of course, a traditional Christmas gift in the Carey family.
0:58 - Beware, Mariah - he looks like he’s a rogue Santa, unaffiliated with any department store.
1:49 - Child abuse on Christmas: how tragic.
2:31 - First rabbits, and now doves? Christmas is not a magic show, Mariah.
2:47 - You got papers for these reindeer, ma’am?
3:46 - And they lived happily ever after?
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Posted on Thursday December 9th
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Music is the joy of joys, but sometimes, words can get in the way. Be it a weak metaphor, a forced rhyme, or just pure nonsense - lyrics can go wrong a hundred ways. It won't stop us from loving a song, but it might give us pause to say, "Wait... what?""And, as I say, 70% is how you look, 20% is how you sound, only 10% is what you say." -Eddie Izzard
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