Good Song: Where Are You Christmas? by Faith Hill
Bad Video: This How the Grinch Stole Christmas tie-in charted high despite this terrible video.
0:23 - Don’t be said, Cindy Lou Who: it’s a friendly snow witch.
0:47 - Faith, can I recommend wearing a scarf?
1:30 - The next day’s headline read: “HERO DOG SAVES FAITH HILL FROM SUICIDE ATTEMPT.”
2:31 - This song presents a pretty serious avalanche risk, Faith.
3:14 - Crimping somehow fell out of fashion immediately after this video.
Posted on Tuesday December 21st
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Music is the joy of joys, but sometimes, words can get in the way. Be it a weak metaphor, a forced rhyme, or just pure nonsense - lyrics can go wrong a hundred ways. It won't stop us from loving a song, but it might give us pause to say, "Wait... what?""And, as I say, 70% is how you look, 20% is how you sound, only 10% is what you say." -Eddie Izzard
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