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Good Song: Hey Santa by Carnie & Wendy Wilson

Bad Video: A still-played song off the album of the same name, this video isn’t exactly Wilson Phillips at their peak.

0:03 - I’m not sure this angle is doing any favors to either of the Wilsons right now.

0:22 - I think this five second sequence of events is: man steps on snowball, snow gets into Carnie’s eyes, Wendy awkwardly mugs, candy cane salesman steps on Carnie’s foot, then things are fine. Is this right? I demand clarification.

1:02 - Why do the Wilsons live in a 60s sitcom?

1:25 - A terrifying behind-the-scenes interlude.

2:00 - “What’s the best way to use this Santa, y’think? Just throw him in the shot?”

2:53 - Pie in the face, followed by giant pane of glass breaking. Stay classy, Wilsons.

3:32 - The Wilson sisters later died of exposure.

3:57 - Easily the most elaborate Christmas card shoot of 1993.



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